Saturday, November 5, 2011

Goats. Awkwardness. And Beauties and Beasts.




So for a Summary of my day... I went to my friend (Willow)'s boyfriends house. Casey was going too. As we were going to his house, my friend (Willow) and her mom love animals(especially goats and donkeys) so as we were casually driving along... we saw some baby goats. Of course the spontaneous mom of hers pulled over on the side of the road right in front of the house with the goats. We looked at them for a second, and then Willows mother said "Willow go pet em!" btw- remember that this is a yard we are talking about. Me being an animal lover but not such an exaggerated animal lover as Willow and her mom, I got out slowly. We both got out of the SUV and went by the fence, and clapped our hands saying: come here goattieess!!! The baby goat glanced over and then just went right back to eating a bush. Whats so much more yummy and interesting about bushes than me? Then all of a sudden three huge dogs came running over to us, and started jumping all over me, and smelling my crotch. What is up with these animals? Do they know about boundaries, and space? Huh? Then a guy (I'm guessing who lived in the house, came over and just looked at us. So me and Willow said "We just wanted to see your goats." The guy said it was fine :) Which is always good. But it was just one of those times that you ask yourself "Why am I here?" And "How did I get here?".
From there, we traveled onward down the road. And came across Willows boyfriend (Gus), Gus's sister, and Casey comming out of the woods near Gus's house. We then hopped in Gus's moms car, and went to go pick out a movie to watch... from the grocery store... (redbox). We couldn't pick out a movie, and Willow had recently seen "Just go with it", and told us it was a good and comical movie. So we just went with it, and got Just go with It. Back at Gus's house we started watching the movie. Gus and Willow were all over eachother. Gross. Horrible sight. And me and Casey were content just cuddling. Until Willow started saying that we looked awkward, and then Gus started pressuring us to make out... A**holes. Give us kids a break, and mind your own beeswax.
Halfway through the movie Casey got a call from his dad. He went in the other room and started talking to him. The Makeout session of Willow and Gus, got a little more heated up. And I felt even more awkward sitting there by myself watching this lil session going on before my poor innocent eyes. So I went in the other room with Casey. When I walked in the room I
heard Casey Acclaim "DAD! I AM WITH GUS, AND MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"

Me: Thinking: "WHAT?!??!?! SINCE WHEN AM I HIS GIRLFRIEND?!?!?! I THOUGHT IT WAS COMPLICATED... WHATTTTTT?????

So I naturally went in the other room to excuse my confussion.

Of course just to find Willow LAYING ON TOP OF GUS! She bolted of of him like a bean
hitting a burner. And pulled down her shirt. Busted guys... busted. It would be to everyones advantage if you two just got a room.

Then Casey wanted me to meet his mother.
I'm telling you... that was just a walk in Awkward city.

Then I went to church (BORINNGGGG!!) and saw the lady that hands out the Eucharist that looks like a skunk. Church is pretty finny if you ask me, with all the words like Narthex, and Tabernacle.

GRRRRR I JUST MISSED 11:11 PM. No wish tonight. It is now 11:12 PM. FML.

Then I came home, and called Leah to talk about my day
And then watched Beauty and the Beast with my Mutti :)
My favorite disney movie.
Favorite disney princess... Belle.

Naww... I'm not to old to watch Disney movies.

It reminds me of my childhood.





1 comment:

  1. Why hello there deary.. what a lovely bog you have. A suggestion I have iss.. Ian? I prefer the name Casey wahhhyyy betta. Jus' saying. Oh and fyi, I literally lol'd at "...A**holes." hahaha k thx bye!

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